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Short With Benefits
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$25.00
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Get On My Level
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$25.00
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I Have These on Vinyl, Too
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$25.00
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Side Scroll Eye Roll
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$25.00
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Dr. Ray Sting
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$35.00
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Thanks They’re Vintage
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$25.00
Short With Benefits
Short With Benefits
Short With Benefits
Short With Benefits
Short With Benefits
Short With Benefits
Short With Benefits
Short With Benefits
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Short With Benefits

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Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.

Slim Fit for Smaller Faces.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

Get On My Level
Get On My Level
Get On My Level
Get On My Level
Get On My Level
Get On My Level
Get On My Level
Get On My Level
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Get On My Level

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A bigger head doesn't mean that you're smarter, it just means you have a bigger head...It also means that you can't get on my level with these new perfectly petite Get On My Level LFG sunnies made for small noggins...So there.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

I Have These on Vinyl, Too
I Have These on Vinyl, Too
I Have These on Vinyl, Too
I Have These on Vinyl, Too
I Have These on Vinyl, Too
I Have These on Vinyl, Too
I Have These on Vinyl, Too
I Have These on Vinyl, Too
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I Have These on Vinyl, Too

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CIRCLE G

CIRCLE G

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

PETITE NOGGIN

Slim Fit for Smaller Faces

Side Scroll Eye Roll
Side Scroll Eye Roll
Side Scroll Eye Roll
Side Scroll Eye Roll
Side Scroll Eye Roll
Side Scroll Eye Roll
Side Scroll Eye Roll
Side Scroll Eye Roll
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Side Scroll Eye Roll

$25.00 Save $-25.00
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MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.

MEDIUM NOGGIN

Just-right midsize sunnies.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

Dr. Ray Sting
Dr. Ray Sting
Dr. Ray Sting
Dr. Ray Sting
Dr. Ray Sting
Dr. Ray Sting
Dr. Ray Sting
Dr. Ray Sting
Dr. Ray Sting
Dr. Ray Sting
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Dr. Ray Sting

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FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Stingrays are friends...NOT. Stingrays are a-holes! ("What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?" - Dr. Ray, Sting). Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it doesn’t help. ("Indeed. That is correct. Finally, you say something reasonable." - Dr. Ray, Sting.) Trust us. We have a PHG, so we'd know. ("Nonsense! Owning PHG glasses does not grant toxicologic expertise!" - Dr. Ray, Sting.)

 


Thanks They’re Vintage
Thanks They’re Vintage
Thanks They’re Vintage
Thanks They’re Vintage
Thanks They’re Vintage
Thanks They’re Vintage
Thanks They’re Vintage
Thanks They’re Vintage
Thanks They’re Vintage
Thanks They’re Vintage
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Thanks They’re Vintage

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WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE

What's the difference between vintage, antique & retro?

Vintage: "characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic," with true vintage at 50 years old.
Antique: "an object having special value because of its age," at least 100 years old.

Retro: "Involving, relating to, or reminiscent of an earlier time; retrospective," imitating a style at least 10-15 years old.

That means these sunglasses are retro but we named them Thanks, They're Vintage so you have to lie to everyone and say they're 50 years old. Good luck.