A bigger head doesn't mean that you're smarter, it just means you have a bigger head...It also means that you can't get on my level with these new perfectly petite Get On My Level LFG sunnies made for small noggins...So there.
Ahhhh college...campus life...cram sessions...parties...and...CRUSHING YOUR RIVALS IN COLLEGIATE SPORTS!!!
Celebrate that competitive spirit! goodr is excited to announce an officially licensed line of limited edition sunnies, repping the best schools in the country! These Collegiate Series sunnies sell out fast. Don’t be late to get yours and be the real champ of the next tailgate!
Stingrays are friends...NOT. Stingrays are a-holes! ("What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?" - Dr. Ray, Sting). Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it doesn’t help. ("Indeed. That is correct. Finally, you say something reasonable." - Dr. Ray, Sting.) Trust us. We have a PHG, so we'd know. ("Nonsense! Owning PHG glasses does not grant toxicologic expertise!" - Dr. Ray, Sting.)
What's the difference between vintage, antique & retro?
Vintage: "characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic," with true vintage at 50 years old. Antique: "an object having special value because of its age," at least 100 years old.
Retro: "Involving, relating to, or reminiscent of an earlier time; retrospective," imitating a style at least 10-15 years old.
That means these sunglasses are retro but we named them Thanks, They're Vintage so you have to lie to everyone and say they're 50 years old. Good luck.
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. Goodr designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hopping over flames or flippin' tires.
Introducing the new Circle Gs! Goodr designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew.
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or racing away from a giant squid.